Meeting An Ex Prints

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Networking

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

Unsuccessful board meeting.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Meeting not going well?"

'Where Are They Now?'

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

"Maybe you do have all the answers but they didn't match any of our questions."