Meekness Admirer Gifts

Sign reads, Meek at Heart: 'Oh, that's you alright!'

Love

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Mixed Nuts

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Louis Antoine Jullien

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

It had to be you!

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'Hey, guys, no 'one for all' tonight.'

Alexandre Dumas

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Gustav Klimt

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

"I've been thinking. Maybe we just got off to a bad start."

History's first wake-up call.

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"

An English of eccentrics

Sunbathing in jail.

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

"Weird day"

'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.'

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'

Yang: 'Ohh YEAH, THAT'S more like it!'

"I've always felt awkward in social settings."