Meekness Admirer Pillows

Sign reads, Meek at Heart: 'Oh, that's you alright!'

Love

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Mixed Nuts

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Louis Antoine Jullien

It had to be you!

'Hey, guys, no 'one for all' tonight.'

Alexandre Dumas

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Gustav Klimt

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

"I've been thinking. Maybe we just got off to a bad start."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

An English of eccentrics

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"

Sunbathing in jail.

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.'

"Weird day"

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'

Yang: 'Ohh YEAH, THAT'S more like it!'

"I've always felt awkward in social settings."

"People used to think of Miriam as zany. Later, she was generally perceived as kooky. Now, I'm afraid, the consensus is that's she's flaky."