Meditative Marine Life Gifts

"Be still and know that I am cod."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Seagiraffes

Faster, Georges, faster!

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Horror movies

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Captain in a storm

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

The Food Chain

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"The unlucky lemming"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?