Medical Watchdog Pillows

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Press Freedom

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Police Statetion

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Turkey, present day...

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"AI chat bot"

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Free press.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"The enemy of the people!"

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

The Expert

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

News for Sale

Bush farewell.

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.