Pharma Watchdog Pillows

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'You have a serious disease. The good news is enough people have it so a drug company might make money on a cure.'

Pharm Drugs Inc: 'The placbo group is selected entirely on income - poor people can't afford designer drugs anyway.'

Purdue Pharma's billionaire Sackler family accused of selling opiates to the masses.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Chained CPI

NDAs for non VIPs

Wall Street In Jail

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

Nice Apology, Mark

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

'Under disclosure rules, I'm required to tell you I own stock in the company whose