Pharma Watchdog Prints

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'You have a serious disease. The good news is enough people have it so a drug company might make money on a cure.'

Pharm Drugs Inc: 'The placbo group is selected entirely on income - poor people can't afford designer drugs anyway.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Wall Street In Jail

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

'Under disclosure rules, I'm required to tell you I own stock in the company whose

"Do a double-blind test. Give the new drug to rich patients and a placebo to the poor. No sense getting their hopes up. They couldn't afford it even if it works."

Sales company

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.