Doctor Watchdog Pillows

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Police Statetion

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Legalish

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

From Street Walker to Call Girl

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

Donald Trump

EU Deal

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'