Health Watchdog Pillows

"Oh my, your blood's boiling."

GPs asked to solve rising obesity levels..."I read in the papers that I'm fat and you've got to sort it out!"

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"So what are we all dying of this morning?"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Don't worry, officer. It's just disinfectant!"

Weight Loss Clinic: 100% guaranteed.

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"

"Do you mind taking that unhealthy habit out of the garden bar?"

'Okay - anybody who is still paralyzed because my 250-Euro wonder cure hasn't worked, get up and shake your arms and I'll pay back the money!'

Government and heads of industry issued an official statment which condemned the report as irresponsible scaremongering... This is it...we're all gonna die.

Carcinogens, Inc.

'Yeah, I gave the teacher an apple, but it was sprayed with Alar.'

"Would you please pick up the wrapping paper? We set great store by cleanliness."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Police Statetion

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'