Medical Records Curator Gifts

"You've omitted your previous patient experience and recommendations from two other doctors."

TV-Man

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Board Game Hunter

Appointments and Disappointments

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Yes, I suppose attention seeking may be considered by some as an asset, but frankly we need more than that."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

My own museum.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Round the Clock

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Christmas package.

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

"Some like to keep them as souvenirs, some don't."

'Welcome to the interview for our Post-Doc position, I hope you've brought your publication list...'

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

"A very impressive resume, I confess I didn't realise there was a Nobel prize for 'being the best at computers and all that stuff'."

'When he comes down do you mind if I take a snap for the album?'

"Is this another family photo album?"