Medical Records Curator Gifts

"You've omitted your previous patient experience and recommendations from two other doctors."

TV-Man

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Appointments and Disappointments

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Yes, I suppose attention seeking may be considered by some as an asset, but frankly we need more than that."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

My own museum.

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Round the Clock

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

Christmas package.

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

"Some like to keep them as souvenirs, some don't."

'Welcome to the interview for our Post-Doc position, I hope you've brought your publication list...'

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

"Is this another family photo album?"

'When he comes down do you mind if I take a snap for the album?'

"A very impressive resume, I confess I didn't realise there was a Nobel prize for 'being the best at computers and all that stuff'."

"That's Domingo. He was my high school boyfriend. We went steady for a long time...then he got married and had 8 children. We slowly drifted apart after that."

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."