Medical Records Clerk Gifts

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

...and in future I'm not called 'Norman Micklethwaite' but 'Howling Wolf Mackenzie'.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Out and In.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Useless information"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

A Lady Out Shopping.

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

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