Medical Records Officer Gifts

Woman has a sign at Allergy Clinic Records Dept. No Sneezing Beyond This Point!

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"And you need to know this why?"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Information vs. confusion

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

'Still, there's a lot of money to be made.'

'I'm sorry Bill, but some things in medicine we doctors just can't explain...like insurance forms.'

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A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'