Medical Office Gifts

"Do you want to speak to the man in charge or the nurse who knows what's going on?"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Happy Birthday to you.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

InIn by-products.