Medical Office Pillows

"Do you want to speak to the man in charge or the nurse who knows what's going on?"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Happy Birthday to you.

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

InIn by-products.

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."