Medical Officer Pillows

Yes sir, we are still deciding which hospital is best for you.

Admiral Kelly gets his rocket booster shot.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

Keyworker

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Happy Birthday to you.

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Obama Healthcare.

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Moustached gentleman

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Lost around a military base.

UNFADED GLORY

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Defence Cutbacks.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'