Chief Medical Officer Pillows

"Welcome, and let me introduce: MacRae's doing life for killing a guard, I've got 20 for a heist and Kroman here 15 for smoking in Hyde Park."

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Agreeable Noises

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

NHS targets.

NHS recruitment.

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Hell's Angels

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Free-range C.E.O.s

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

If Supermarkets were run like the NHS: I'd like a million pounds worth of shampoo, which I may not bother to collect if Eastenders is on.

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"Well that answers the question 'Does the CEO understand what we do?'!"

Stress on GPs

"Do you want to speak to the man in charge or the nurse who knows what's going on?"

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

At the CEO Store: 'Third Floor: Loopholes, Scapegoats, Acccounting Irregularities.'

"He's our newest partner, we can't afford to be as selective as we used to be."

NHS Trust Hospital: Management Team/Medical Staff

"Millions is craft. Billions is art."

Health Care is in Trouble