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"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

...and in future I'm not called 'Norman Micklethwaite' but 'Howling Wolf Mackenzie'.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Out and In.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Useless information"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

A Lady Out Shopping.

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."