Medical Records Specialist T-Shirts

"You should have had your immunization record notarized."Chicken Pox

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

vaccine wars.

"Our war is against cancer."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Fighting the Pandemic

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Corona Funeral

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Coronavirus

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.