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"The good news is that's all the paperwork you need to fill out. The bad news is you missed your appointment with the doctor."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'T.M.I.F.'

37 years in the same position.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Storm in the out tray

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Organization is not rocket science!

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Keyworker

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Inout baskets.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Late/Too Late.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork