Medical Clerk Pillows

"The good news is that's all the paperwork you need to fill out. The bad news is you missed your appointment with the doctor."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Storm in the out tray

37 years in the same position.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Keyworker

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Late/Too Late.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Shake it all about sign on desk

Inout baskets.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork