Medical Policies Gifts

'It's the new managements policy on how we persecute whistleblowers.'

DOH to judge practices on 'voluntary' quality scheme.

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

Hospital say GPs will manage patients it has told doctors to discharge early.

"Well, Mr. Higgins, I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover natural disasters."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

Our Two Parties, Explained

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Roe v. Wade

'The recession is over, again.'

Think Tank

Economy

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Flu vaccine.

Sybil Obama

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Pre-Old Blues

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

Health Care Crisis table.

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

survival of the fittest

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'