Medical Policies T-Shirts

'It's the new managements policy on how we persecute whistleblowers.'

DOH to judge practices on 'voluntary' quality scheme.

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

Hospital say GPs will manage patients it has told doctors to discharge early.

"Well, Mr. Higgins, I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover natural disasters."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Roe v. Wade

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Economy

'The recession is over, again.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Flu vaccine.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Health Care Crisis table.

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

survival of the fittest

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China