Health Policies Gifts

'Health benefit? Didn't you get a personal first aid kit when you started working here?'

'Popular in New York, it's called the Bloomberg -- less than 16 ounces, and a lot of fat -- in the head.'

'Looks like your insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'

"As you can see on page 456, para 5, your health policy is dependent upon your being able to manage a sub 3 hour marathon."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

Our Two Parties, Explained

Economy

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Think Tank

Roe v. Wade

'The recession is over, again.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Sybil Obama

Flu vaccine.

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Pre-Old Blues

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Health Care Crisis table.

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

survival of the fittest

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Coronavirus Debate

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'