Health Care Policy Gifts

"I've never needed health insurance -- I just make sure that I always owe money to everybody."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Flu vaccine.

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Health Care Crisis table.

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Govt. UK led by Seance

Coronavirus Debate

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

Consortia set to take over

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

"Just to be on the safe side, I'd like to start an aggressive course of billing you."

World Health Organization

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"There are some things medical science cannot explain...like where the hell our health care system is heading."

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'