Health Policy Makers Gifts

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

"Our health plan pays only for physician assisted suicides!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Flu vaccine.

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Health Care Crisis table.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Coronavirus Debate

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'I'm sorry Bill, but some things in medicine we doctors just can't explain...like insurance forms.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

Consortia set to take over

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

NHS Stabbing Ward

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."