Healthcare Policymakers Gifts

In 2036, finally everyone has access to tremendous healthcare... on the moon base where all the rich people live!

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Coronavirus Debate

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

World Health Organization

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Consortia set to take over

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

The Evolution of Trumpcare

'Not so fast - What about health care?'

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

"Be patient, son. Dinner will be served shortly..."

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

The United States of Entropy

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

"Your insurance company decided the heart surgery isn't necessary, but they said they'd approve breast augmentation."