Healthcare Policymakers Gifts

In 2036, finally everyone has access to tremendous healthcare... on the moon base where all the rich people live!

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

Coronavirus Debate

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Consortia set to take over

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

World Health Organization

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

"Be patient, son. Dinner will be served shortly..."

'Not so fast - What about health care?'

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'