Healthcare Policymaker Gifts

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Doctors Discussion

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Coronavirus Debate

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Uncle Sam and health care.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I'm sorry Bill, but some things in medicine we doctors just can't explain...like insurance forms.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

Consortia set to take over

World Health Organization

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Republican Healthcare

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'