Healthcare Policymaker Pillows

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Doctors Discussion

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Coronavirus Debate

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Uncle Sam and health care.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I'm sorry Bill, but some things in medicine we doctors just can't explain...like insurance forms.'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

Republican Healthcare

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

World Health Organization

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Consortia set to take over

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

NHS Suicide Counselling