Medical Illustration Pillows

"The doctor will be in shortly. He's meeting with his publicist."

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

The Art Student.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Cariactures

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Bubble gum leaves

Apple Pie Abduction

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Pastries and Candy

Honest Vending

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Dragon and Dragoff