Scientific Illustration Pillows

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

The Art Student.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Cariactures

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Honest Vending

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Apple Pie Abduction

Bubble gum leaves

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pastries and Candy

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Dragon and Dragoff

"Moulting"