Satirical Illustrations Pillows

Who shall live and who shall die?

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Blockhead

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

"I hope your day is going bad."

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

Cowboy Trump

Politics pre - DJT

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'We have 10 billion dollars sitting around. Let's give it to the country that calls the United States the most names.'