Illustrated Humor Pillows

Cricket.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Jurassic Pork.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Dog training

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Mummy Mousehole

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Here We Go Again

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

Blood on their Hands

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

Blind with mobile phones

Methods of smoking salmon not approved of by the FDA.

Barbara Started Having Hot flushes

"When you bought your politician, you knew you'd have to walk him at least twice a day."

Dennis',Peanuts'creators dead

Ways to mount a horse

"You problem is you have no substance."

Mildred had ignored the notice to airmen about heavy clouds of bats on her flight path.

'I like to think I make a difference.'

A case where bigger isn't necessarily better.

'Here are your new vestments. No problem with the 'vow of silence', brother?'

Punch Initials - P

'OK, who's rotting?'

'Another hole-in-one. I guess that was predictable.'

"Just our luck, out of all the seats we get the ones in front of the whooping cranes!"