Satirical Comics Pillows

'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Trump

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

"I hope your day is going bad."

Politics pre - DJT

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

'If we're to be able to afford a cutting edge IT system then we have to make sacrifices...and you're ours.'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'We have 10 billion dollars sitting around. Let's give it to the country that calls the United States the most names.'

Coffin floating out of outflow pipe.

"Thanks for auditioning, you're too dark for the part but we were really impressed at how well you conveyed 'frustration' "

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

Cubans against annexation to the USA

Cricket widow's revenge

Paris clean up before Olympics

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Boris Hulk

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

"Excuse me, I'm late for my new show 'Lancing With the Stars'."

Blair, Brown, and a Mandelson snake.

"You know things are bad when Trump tries to start a sex scandal to create a diversion."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."