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'Here at Meadowcrest, we're primarily a school for parents with gifted lawyers.'

'Crisis, what crisis?' asks DoH Minister.

Ice hockey player with testicles on his stick.

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Sea' World of Japan: 'Seal clubbing on the hour.'

Fuel to the flame

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

They're Not Just That Into It

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Life is for the birds.

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