Scientific Illustration Gifts

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

The Art Student.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Cariactures

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Bubble gum leaves

Honest Vending

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Apple Pie Abduction

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Pastries and Candy

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Dragon and Dragoff

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).