Medical Illustration Gifts

"The doctor will be in shortly. He's meeting with his publicist."

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

The Art Student.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Cariactures

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Pastries and Candy

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Bubble gum leaves

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Apple Pie Abduction

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Honest Vending

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Dragon and Dragoff