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Iced drink antidote

"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."

'I know exactly how you feel.'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Back to school - Knife shop.

"What are you complaining about? It's a level playing field."

'Oh no, it's gone! We're in the s*** now!'

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

''Commandments' is fine. But why not jazz it up and call them 'The top ten no-no's'?'

'I'll have the porridge...' 'That sounds terrible. I'll have the blueberry pancakes.'

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

'Well, it may appear sound, Mr Pig, but in my opinion, a huff or a puff could soon bring the place down.'

"Bigots!"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

'Are we tired of being salad? Are we tired of being cocktails? Are we tired of being bait?'

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

"I'd prefer short term contracts."

Charles Addams.

Tribal restaurant - 'Choose your own missionary'.

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I don't think this mosquito repellent is working.'

Verbal abuse

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

Bus driver speaking to police van driver

"Don't get me wrong, it's a charming story! We just think it would work better if someone famous wrote it."

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

"I always thought it was just a figure of speech"