Illustration Mugs

Iced drink antidote

"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."

'I know exactly how you feel.'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Back to school - Knife shop.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

"What are you complaining about? It's a level playing field."

'Oh no, it's gone! We're in the s*** now!'

''Commandments' is fine. But why not jazz it up and call them 'The top ten no-no's'?'

'I'll have the porridge...' 'That sounds terrible. I'll have the blueberry pancakes.'

'Well, it may appear sound, Mr Pig, but in my opinion, a huff or a puff could soon bring the place down.'

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

"Bigots!"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"I'd prefer short term contracts."

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist

'Are we tired of being salad? Are we tired of being cocktails? Are we tired of being bait?'

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

"Don't get me wrong, it's a charming story! We just think it would work better if someone famous wrote it."

Bus driver speaking to police van driver

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I don't think this mosquito repellent is working.'

Tribal restaurant - 'Choose your own missionary'.

Verbal abuse

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

Charles Addams.

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

'Yeah, you're right, your name and address do seem to be written here... But, like you, I can't read, so I can't help you get back home...'

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