Medical Economics Pillows

'If you want affordable healthcare, go to the government website. My speciality is still unaffordable care.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Time for your pills.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

Doctors Discussion

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

Infected Macron

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'I'm having my colon checked.'

Stethoscope line.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

NHS targets

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

"He detects disease."

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Healthy Eating Casualties

Privatisation of the NHS