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"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

Euthanasia Clinic

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

John Maynard Keynes

NHS targets

Privatisation of the NHS

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'Under disclosure rules, I'm required to tell you I own stock in the company whose

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

'Don't worry, I'll do all I can for you until your health insurance cancels you for getting sick.'

Malpractice Problems

'How much medical skill are you willing to pay for?'

'If the treatment is unsuccessful, do you give back the information I released?'

$10 a step at the doctor's office.

'Hippocrates - Father of Medicine' 'Bureaucracies - Father of H.M.O.s'

Reforms need tweaking not abandoning.

"Do you mind if I put this on instagram?"

"It's fine to discover cures, but, remember, chronic conditions are our bread and butter."

'You'll need to see a chiropractor. You've dislocated your brain.'

'... And you say you first noticed them just after you had a 'near death experience'?'

"Pump vigorously if you feel a palpitation. We're still battling with your insurance company for a better pacemaker."

"It just appeared after I'd transferred my portfolio into ethical investments."

NHS financial abyss