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Medical Equipment profit chart.

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Get well soon!

Healthy Patients Only

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

"You call all this a side effect?"

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

Drug vending machines at hospital.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'