Healthcare Economy Buffs Pillows

"Kids, your mother and I have spent so much money on health insurance this year that instead of vacation we're all going to go in for elective surgery."

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Jumping Wall Street.

Medical Equipment profit chart.

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Standard And P****d.

The End is Nigh

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

The new president to the rescue.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

US economy outperforms Europe.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

The Great Divide.

Home Foreclosed Home.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Tax What?!

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"You've increased your prices again! Why?" "Take your pick..."

Business News: Economic Growth Indicators are Up, Led By Car Repairs, Divorce Costs, Open Heart Surgeries and Toxic Waste Cleanups.

Just Browsing.

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"