Healthcare Economics Enthusiast Pillows

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'I'll give you the symptoms, you give me the price.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Uncle Sam and health care.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Privatisation of the NHS

Annexe 8

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

GPs Face Monitoring Over Sick Note Levels

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

Obama-Health care reform

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Man bites on stick - "That other painkilling method is of course a lot more expensive."

"Till Washington gets this healthcare issue figured out, Max here will be handling your procedure."

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

'In the absence of any meaningful arguments we'd like to shout a few hackneyed cliches!'

'The doctor is delayed in the hospital. I'm Lulu, the PA's assistant. How may I help you?'

"His blood work doesn’t look half as bad as his HMO."

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.