Healthcare Economics Enthusiast Gifts

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'I'll give you the symptoms, you give me the price.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

Uncle Sam and health care.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Annexe 8

Privatisation of the NHS

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

Obama-Health care reform

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

GPs Face Monitoring Over Sick Note Levels

The Evolution of Trumpcare

The United States of Entropy

Man bites on stick - "That other painkilling method is of course a lot more expensive."

"Till Washington gets this healthcare issue figured out, Max here will be handling your procedure."

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'The doctor is delayed in the hospital. I'm Lulu, the PA's assistant. How may I help you?'