Medical Bill Warrior Gifts

'The pain went away as soon as you said it would cost 40,000 dollars!'

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

'Either pay your bill or I'll let you go crazy.'

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

Polio - The Comeback Kid

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

'You can have general anesthesia or just be numbed from the wallet down.'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

"He fought like hell."

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

"My friend's in long-term hospital care. Got any Get Rich Quick cards?"

Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'

'The good news is you're no longer in denial. The bad news is your health insurance is.'

"I'm no longer afraid of doctors. It�s the medical insurance men that frighten me!"

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

"Will Obamacare cover my blabbermouthing?"

"Relax. I'm not here to administer last rites, but to help you pray your insurance will cover all!"

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

"Oh, the doctor does keep up. He gets accounting magazines on the latest billing methods."

Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"Alrighty, let's work out that copay."

'We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account.'

"Sorry to keep you waiting..."