Medical Bill Struggler Gifts

'You should probably just ignore that. Your insurance doesn't even begin to cover it.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"Oh, the doctor does keep up. He gets accounting magazines on the latest billing methods."

'Bypass? This is more like a bill for an overpass!'

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

'Tell me if this hurts.'

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

'Don't pay the doctor...'

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

'A lot of this has been going around. It comes from wondering who's going to pay for health insurance.'

"Alrighty, let's work out that copay."

'The pain went away as soon as you said it would cost 40,000 dollars!'

'Donald came out of the recovery room this morning, bit had to go back after seeing the bill.'

"I forgot to tell the doctor that it also hurts when I do THIS."

"These pills are $10 if you're paying for them... and $200 if your company is paying for them."

Hospital services: Uninsured Care.

'It's bad news - my bill's ready.'

'Either pay your bill or I'll let you go crazy.'

'You must be seriously ill. They've called in your accountant.'

"But I'm not well yet."

"What we really meant was can you spare some change to pay for the unaffordable Affordable Care Act."

"Where do you think you're going, pal? You can't leave your body until you've paid your bill."

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."

'It depends on what you mean by 'serious,' Mr. Hobbs. Do you consider six thousand dollars serious?'