"Actually, minister, as long as you say 'strong and stable, you can fill the rest with any old b*llocks!"
Media Career Start Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift to honor someone's exciting leap into the media industry? Our media career start collection features witty and inspiring products designed to motivate and celebrate new media careers. Whether it’s a first job, a well-deserved promotion, or a bold career shift, these hand-crafted items add a touch of humor and encouragement to their new professional chapter. Perfect for birthdays, farewell parties, or just because. Show your support for their media ambitions with something memorable!
Trial by Media
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"
If nobody had invented graphics
Gay Times...
'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'
"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."
"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."
'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'
"Now we move over to the sports desk."
"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."
'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'
"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."
The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!
"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"
Presidential Pooch Meets The Press
Local News in Heaven
The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!
Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.
'I love this street...it's so real man...'
Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'
Reporter #6: television.
'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'
Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.
"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."
'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'
Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world
"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."
"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"
I want to be a politician when I grow up...
Media Career Start Gifts Collection
Media Career Start Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating media career starts—each designed to motivate and inspire your loved ones.
Media Career Start Pillows
Find cozy pillows perfect for cheering on new media professionals in their workspace or at home.
Media Career Start Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring prints that honor their media career beginnings—and make a bold statement.
Media Career Start T-Shirts
Discover fun and supportive t-shirts that celebrate stepping into the media industry with style and wit.