Med School Struggler Gifts

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

Med School Mascots.

The Guy Who Was Hooked Up To The Wrong Machines

"He's a whiz kid."

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

Modern Studying

Gone for Broke College

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

"Over here, by the whatchanacalalit...somebody get the anatomy book."

'Notice how I stare at the forms like I'm actually reading them... and generally moving very slowly so I'm a little further behind schedule as the day progresses.'

Back to school anchor

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'Where did you say the new anaesthetist trained?'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'