Medical School Survivor Gifts

'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'

'He earned his way through medical school working in a pizzeria!'

'Notice how I stare at the forms like I'm actually reading them... and generally moving very slowly so I'm a little further behind schedule as the day progresses.'

'Where did you say the new anaesthetist trained?'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"I came up through the ranks."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."