Med School Struggler Pillows

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

The Guy Who Was Hooked Up To The Wrong Machines

"He's a whiz kid."

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Modern Studying

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

Gone for Broke College

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

"Over here, by the whatchanacalalit...somebody get the anatomy book."

'Where did you say the new anaesthetist trained?'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

Back to school anchor

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."